Step 3 (if there’s not a camping area): At OSL (Outside Lands), there’s no camping allowed, but what it lacks in tents, it makes up for in woodsy paths that lead to smaller, secluded stages.
We’re here to help with the not-getting-caught part by pulling a list of some of the most popular places for a public tryst, and seeking out experts to share the best ways to actually pull said trysts off.
Oh, and by experts, we mean anyone from former box-office workers and lifeguards to high school kids -- you know that people who typically can't have sex at their own home are among the best sources for this subject. According to a dude who worked in a small-town movie theater, this could potentially give you away.
You're better off in like, one of those massive mall parking lots or Super Target.” Step 4: Assume the (missionary) position.
Not that riding someone in the front seat isn’t encouraged, or perhaps even preferable, but it’s more conspicuous. “Honestly it’s pretty much the only way to guarantee you don’t get caught.